I am not here to impress you: Archive

feardrivenlives started following you

I’m watching Transformers. I need a camera, and I only got $490 for Christmas. Think you could help me with that?

Dec 29th

Ballsack

xD

Dec 29th

I could walk this fine line between elation and...

Niight :D

Dec 23rd

pepperpiepappy started following you

Pr0n?

Dec 23rd

But the cool thing is

that all of the monkeys are CAR AIR FRESHENERS. I didn’t realize that until I got home, but then it’s like, okay, you have 11 super cute fuzzy monkeys, AND they all smell amazing.

Dec 23rd

oddlooking, animaltalk, thistown, hello-conformity

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Dec 23rd

packofwolves and shawnasyy started following you

Like my monkeys?

Dec 23rd

I am a space hamster

Burrito is food.

Dec 23rd

Kyle, I just sent it.

christmasincalifornia: I didn’t know whether or not you’d be on today, so yeah. Don’t you just love tacos?

Dec 23rd

I miss being on here and being social, in general.

(via christmasincalifornia) Yo, where’s my message, nigga?

Dec 22nd

Dec 15th

taylor-182: astoryforsupper: queefs: ...

Dec 15th

Dec 14th

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1 tag

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iforgot.

Dec 13th

I see kissing is the hot topic right now

I’d fuck the shit out of myself if I could.

Dec 13th

233 notes

Dec 13th

iTunes Survey!

taylor-182: thisorigami-dream: piniyopo:dsfincannon: How many songs total: 2411 How many hours or days of music: 6.4 Sort By Song Title First Song: A1 - Central Line - Squarepusher Last Song: .942937 - AFX Sort By Time Shortest Song: For - Velvet Acid Christ (0:04) Longest Song: DATAMIX02 - dEsigner Drugs (53:48) Sort By Album First Album: Acoustic EP - The Chiodos Bros. Last Album:...

Dec 13th

ಠ_ಠ

Dec 13th

Meet Kyle

-creature-: lulzzzz

Dec 13th

OH FUCK THE GOD WARRIOR EPISODE OF TRADING SPOUSES...

taylor-182: growingup: IT JUST CAME ON. SHE’S NOT A CHRISTIAN! DARKSIDED

Dec 13th

christmasincalifornia: Everyone always says at the end of each year that they have found out who their true best friends are. At the end of each year, I only get more and more unsure.

Dec 13th