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Reblog with a random movie/tv show spoiler.

balboa:

hugesuccess:

badmagick:

imtravis:

ifeelundefeated:

becausejamessaidso:

spoonergetsbored:

ihugparkingmeters:

500daysofapril:

woahitsjuanito:

Snape kills Dumbledore.

The dog dies at the end.

the sun comes out tomorrow.

he finds out there was no escaped patient and that he himself was just crazy and had killed his family and that’s why he’s in the sanitarium.
(i hope i ruin a fucking movie for you)

It was all a dream

an icicle falls on his shoulder and he trips and falls down a cliff.

He was just a “trendy-ass poser.”

Tyler Durden is the same person.

It was just an autistic kid’s dream

Mel Gibson was dead the entire time.

 Cumshot.

  1. delikadosiblissisland reblogged this from re-ne-gade and added:
    Homura is from the future, and Madoka becomes a god. And Rachel and Finn are back together. As if no one foresaw that....
  2. theamethystriddle reblogged this from verifascinating and added:
    DID THE TOP FALL OMG. WHAT EVEN. They’re both Tyler Durden.
  3. nicenicetaco reblogged this from heartthrobbstark and added:
    The girls in the jumpsuits are actually one big super hot giant alien.
  4. shutupmerlin reblogged this from wildlingtothebone and added:
    Her psychologist beats him to death
  5. sweetlydispositioned reblogged this from hellorhappiness and added:
    The plastics break up and Janice isn’t really a lesbian.
  6. looklikealush reblogged this from mesoblasian and added:
    Justin and Brian don’t end up together.
  7. mesoblasian reblogged this from anxietymachine and added:
    He fucked his daughter.
  8. like-december reblogged this from beapagkalinawan and added:
    whole cinema explodes and gets burned to...ground, as planned, but
  9. leiron reblogged this from lendenpen
  10. beapagkalinawan reblogged this from lendenpen
  11. tishiebotishie reblogged this from reachinginfinity
  12. reachinginfinity reblogged this from parrotworm and added:
    He didn’t ditch her on purpose. He died because he got hit by a car.
  13. parrotworm reblogged this from dancinginaminefield and added:
    His arm gets amputated because of the heroin.
  14. little-deaths reblogged this from anneatthedisco and added:
    Luke is really the lightning thief.
  15. void-stuff reblogged this from gabzillaattack and added:
    He’s actually the father and they are jealous bitches.
  16. stayg0llld reblogged this from charleysucks and added:
    johnny dies. D’=
  17. gabzillaattack reblogged this from fuckyeahharryhermione and added:
    they don’t end up together in the end.
  18. alittlemoreconversation reblogged this from whenskiesaregrey and added:
    she ends up hanging onto...balloon floating above
  19. saturnonhisknees reblogged this from marcellajoleen and added:
    He sacrifices himself to do damage to the FreeVee network.
  20. makingyourmascarableed reblogged this from sixpackofapathy and added:
    They live Happily Ever After
  21. igivemyselfthecreeps reblogged this from sixpackofapathy and added:
    it started off ok but once he was kicked out they turned into humans
  22. teenager-with-blog reblogged this from letthemfall and added:
    silverscreendreams:redbeanmochi:katemate:...Ferris gets home on time, thus not getting...
  23. sixpackofapathy reblogged this from hersweetautumnmisery and added:
    OH MY GOD ‘it sinks’ er He was actually locked on the rooftop of the hotel the whole time
  24. section9 reblogged this from setinstone- and added:
    He’s been dead since the first scene.
  25. stelllahhhhh reblogged this from hersweetautumnmisery and added:
    He dies, so his best friend marries the girl and they name the baby after him.
  26. good48 reblogged this from mikkelbang and added:
    Beatrix’s daughter is alive
  27. faithlesswonderboy reblogged this from mikkelbang
  28. hersweetautumnmisery reblogged this from mikkelbang and added:
    He was the ghost all along, that’s why only the little boy could see him.
  29. tranquilbones reblogged this from luccyyy and added:
    he discovers that she lied and his wife is still alive but he didn’t know it so he accidentally kills her, and then he...
  30. aamourx reblogged this from mikkelbang and added:
    They find Doug on the roof.
  31. catmet reblogged this from sschizotypal and added:
    It’s Logan’s father who killed Lilly.
  32. luccyyy reblogged this from setinstone- and added:
    they get away with it and the woman and man get murdered
  33. setinstone- reblogged this from jenniferpaszik
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